(Source: negrosakisensei)
Exploding Spider
the fact that it had to spray it’s babies all around when it was crushed!? has pretty much fucked me up and has made me even more paranoid about spiders…….ummmmm xoxoalid if this spider showed up………thats when I get ma ass out the house
YOOOOO fuck this shit. I’m not watching this shit.
omg all the fucking babies. made me itchy
Bruh. I live in a basement. do u know how much more terrified I’m gonna be next time I try to kill a spider?…
Getting a customer’s change….
Me: Okay, so thats $20…..Any specific way you want that back?
Customer: Nahh. Doesn’t matter.
Me: *reaches for a $20 bill*
Customer: Oh, can I actually get some tens instead?
Me: Sure no problem. *grabs 2 $10’s*
Customer:….Oh, give me $5’s instead.
Me: Alright, give me a second….*gets all $5’s*
Customer: Actually, just give me a little bit of everything.
Me:…..ok. *grabs a little of everything and hands it to the customer* 
Customer: ……I really didn’t want any $1’s….
Me: 
